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[kidgloved]

[Now he laughs, shaking his head.]

Okay. That is pretty funny. I'm surprised he got away with it.

Did Kaz know what it meant?

[triggerguard]

[If anything, he just looks pleased with himself.]

He absolutely did not know. So he asked me--and naturally, I asked around until I knew what it meant. Best discovery of my life.

[kidgloved]

It's certainly a creative insult. Douche canoe.

[He shakes his head, just relieved that Jesper seems super pleased by everything.]

I wonder what other creative insults Noah knows.

[triggerguard]

[Please ignore him while he falls into a fit of laughter. It's even more amazing hearing Wylan say it. Beautiful.]

We need to ask him. Because I will absolutely add all of them to my repertoire.

[kidgloved]

[He can't help but laugh as well. It's ridiculous coming out of his mouth, but at least it was funny.]

Clearly. Why don't you send him a message and ask? I'm sure he'd be willing to share.

[triggerguard]

I'll keep a list for us.

[Because he is most certainly going to ask Noah for insults.]

Kaz is going to murder me. Keep him and his cane far away from me.

[kidgloved]

That's not going to stop you from calling him a douche canoe in the future.

[He teases him lightly.]

I don't want to be on the wrong end of his cane either, but I'll try.

[triggerguard]

I already called him it once. Maybe twice. Used some emojis too.

[To be fair, that was in text.]

He goes easy on you, so you might make it unscathed.

[kidgloved]

What's an emoji?

[That's a new word.]

Maybe. I'll try and protect you from his wrath.

[triggerguard]

Emojis: 😏😉😘

You might have to, given the list Noah gave includes gems like shitweasel, twatwaffle, and cumquat.